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Previously on Superman:

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I just wanted to let you know
I'll be in late tomorrow.

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I'm having breakfast with Bruce.

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Isn't that special.

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He's very thoughtful and much
deeper than the gossip mongers...

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would lead you to believe.

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You'd be surprised.

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Where's The Joker?

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Lexy, old kid.

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Pay me one billion dollars,
and I'll kill Superman.

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The Joker has 20 pounds
more where this came from.

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You know I can't be connected
to this in any way.

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Deal?

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Deal.

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The senator...

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declined comment. Done.

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And not a moment too soon.

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Bruce. When did you...?

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About three paragraphs ago. I
didn't wanna distract you.

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Ready to do the town?

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Give me a minute to see the
chief, then I'm all yours.

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Clark, keep an eye
on Bruce, will you?

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I'll be right back.

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- Actually, Lois...
- Don't be intimidated.

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Regale him with madcap tales of
the nightlife in Smallville.

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She never stops, does she?

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Not that I've noticed. Any
luck finding the comedian?

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Three nights, and not so
much as a green hair.

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Of course, you have been dividing
your time between work and Lois.

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Is that a problem?

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Let's just say I'm concerned.
Your reputation is dubious...

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in and out of costume.

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Don't worry. I'm taking
Lois quite seriously.

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Besides, it seems to me
you had your chance.

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So, Mr. Wayne, ready to
sweep me off my feet?

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Be seeing you.

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This city is gorgeous at night.

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Is it? I wasn't
looking at the city.

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Lois. About Clark Kent.

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Are you and he...?

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I mean...

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No, Bruce. Your only competition
flew away some time ago.

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My, you do live dangerously.

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Don't you realize you're moving
in on Superman's main squeeze?

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And then I said...

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They've got guns!

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Take your hands off her, you...

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See that he's street pizza.

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In this town, some flying
fool could have caught him.

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Well, aren't we tenacious?

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Catch you next time, Brucie.

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Swell. Now Gotham's
sending us their wackos.

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Don't worry, Mr. Wayne. The SCU
will get her back safe and sound.

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Thank you, inspector.

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- You realize she's just the bait.
- I'll be careful.

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Careful won't cut it. With
Joker, expect the unexpected.

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Maybe you should have
remembered that.

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Think of it, Miss Lane.

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This rock is more
precious than gold.

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One teensy chip will go for thousands
on the collectors' market...

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after it kills your flyboy.

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- You sick, demented, murdering freak!
- How rude.

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Half for now and half for later.

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You've got a front row seat for the
story of the century, my dear.

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The death of Superman.

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SCU, Turpin.

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Am-scray, turnip. I wanna
talk to the boy in blue.

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You got something to
say, clown, say it to...

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I'm here, Joker. What have
you done with Lois Lane?

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She's right here, Superman...

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and she'd love to see you.

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Want to know where here is?
Don't blink.

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Got the picture, Supey?
Come alone.

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No cops or little
Lois dies laughing.

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Wait, what picture?
What did he mean?

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More powerful than a locomotive.

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And just about as subtle.

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I'm flattered you put
on your Sunday best.

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Where is she, Joker?

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Forget about Lois.

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Feast your eyes on this.

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Now, I'll ask you once more.

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I don't understand.

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I had it all planned
so perfectly.

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- Oh, wait, that's it.
- What?

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Silly me. I forgot the acid.

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What's the matter, Supey?

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No steam left in the
old locomotive?

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I hope you're taking notes.

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- Not now.
- But, pudding...

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- Batman's headed your way.
- Get out.

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Pardon my hasty exit. We
have a pest control problem.

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Feel free to expire any time.

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I'll be back in a moment.

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Two for the price of one.
I love it.

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And the best part is...

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you're all going
out with a smile.

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Have a happy...

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Hydrochloric acid. It would take
a week to eat through the wall.

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No. Wait.

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Kryp... Kryptonite.

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Snap out of it, Kent.

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Or Joker gets the last laugh.

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Keep your heads down.

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They're loose!

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That's not fair.

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It's over, Joker.

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It hasn't begun, Supey.

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He's gotta be kidding.

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They're grenades.

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Expect the unexpected.

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Thank you. I couldn't have
saved Lois without your help.

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I'm aware of that.

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Bruce. Bruce Wayne. He was
with me when Joker...

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Is he all right? Do you know?

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He's fine.

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Just fine.

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I wish to assure all of Metropolis
that this explosion was non-nuclear.

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And presents no danger
to the community.

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- Now, if you'll excuse me.
- Hey, what about The Joker, Mr. Luthor?

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You heard the man.

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What could have possessed
me to trust that clown?

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Hello, Mr. J. I'm Batman.
Eat me, eat me, eat me!

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I know you're trying to
cheer me up, Harley.

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But you see, any time I blow
a billion-dollar deal...

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it really kills my appetite!

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Honestly, Lex, don't you think
I feel bad enough already?

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You maniac! You idiot!

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- How dare you use one of my laboratories...
- Harley?

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- Put him down, baldy.
- Mercy.

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Here's for that
punch in the face.

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Can't we discuss
this like gentlemen?

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Listen to little Miss
Can't-Take-A-Joke.

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Thank you. Have a seat, please.

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Banzai!

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You owe me an explanation.

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The lab was a perfect set-up.

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How did I know old
bat-breath would show up?

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Batman? He followed
you to Metropolis?

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Oh, right. Like it's my fault.

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Look, I've still got
half the Kryptonite.

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I can still finish the job.

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But if I have to cope
with two men in tights...

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- the price goes up.
- Unacceptable.

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If you can't handle some mental case
in a fright mask, our deal is off.

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Mercy, let's go.

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Keep in mind, this
is your last chance.

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How you doing, slugger?

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A-okay, Mr. J.

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Hey, Smallville. Come in.
What's up?

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I see you're holding up after last night.
I've been...

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I didn't realize
you had company.

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Whoa, you might at least
tell me why you stopped by.

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I've been nosing around.

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I think I may know why The Joker
is suddenly after Superman.

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Well, don't keep us in suspense.

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I think he's in cahoots with your
boyfriend's business partner.

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With Lex? Are you sure?

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I can't prove it. Yet.

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I suppose I could ask him.

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What? Who?

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- What do you want?
- Information.

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Regarding a mutual acquaintance.

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What are you talking about?
I don't know any...

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You know exactly who I mean.

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Where is he? What kind of
deal have you made with him?

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I don't...

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- I...
- Mr. Luthor. Are you all right?

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- Who's in there?
- Open up!

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- He's in trouble.
- The door's locked.

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I don't have the keys.

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Think about it. I'll be back.

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All right, break it in.

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- Mr. Luthor?
- Get out.

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Contact the clown immediately.

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It appears we'll have to deal
with his friend after all.

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A transfer?

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Just to the Planet's
Gotham City bureau.

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Does this mean you and Bruce...?

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We haven't made a formal
commitment or anything, but...

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yeah, it's that serious.

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Hey, chin up, Smallville.
With me out of the picture...

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you might get a shot at stardom.

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Lois! Clark!

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I just got word the cruise ship S.S.
Atlantis...

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is sending a distress
call 200 miles offshore.

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Exactly. Call the Coast Guard to confirm
and the cruise line for a statement.

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You're not out of
here yet, Lane.

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What the devil is he up to now?

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A change of attire, sir?

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How fast can we
get to Hobbs Bay?

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If I may be so bold.
When in Rome, sir...

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- What's the problem, captain?
- What do you mean?

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You sent out a distress
call, didn't you?

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Not on my authorization.

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There's the culprit. It's
broadcasting an electronic beacon.

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If one of my crew is responsible
for this prank, they...

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What is it? What's happening?

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Whoever sent that
distress signal...

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just provided the distress.

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Copybat, copybat.

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Suffering from
propulsion envy, Batboy?

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Think of it as a
welcome wagon, Bats...

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welcoming you to the
nearest mortuary.

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